traffuck

traffuck
1. (Traffuck) (6187↑, 1944↓)
Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.

Im late for work and im stuck in traffuck.

2. (traffuck) (78↑, 43↓)
noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice

"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck." Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK\!\!"

3. (traffuck) (47↑, 36↓)
[traf-uck] noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing. –noun 1. the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street. 2. the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc. 3. when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked. 4. Road congestion stress.

running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.

4. (Traffuck) (31↑, 23↓)
Extremely bad and frustrating traffic congestion.

Damn\! [Traffuck] is so bad, I'm going to be so late\!

5. (traffuck) (7↑, 5↓)
getting it on while stuck is traffic

Man: Oh damn, they're traffucking while we're sitting here. Girl: I wish we could traffuck.

6. (traffuck) (1↑, 8↓)
Quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of bumper-to-bumper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the bastards in front of you to move.

I was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. After an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traffuck would pass the time

Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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